I respectfully disagree

Dear Commercial Lady Who Says "It's time to get real about what happens in the bathroom,"

No, it's not.

What's with this new rash of commercials about toilet paper being left behind? I don't care if you cute it up with bears. No one needs to talk about that.

Sincerely,

Watches Too Much TV

PS I'm not even going to touch the Hail to the V commercials because WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.