Monday, November 8, 2010

Unsolicited Advice, Part II

If a baby poops in a diaper and no one is there to hear it, the diaper still needs to be changed.

Never, ever feel smug because your partner gets peed on during diaper changes and you don't.

When you are changing your little angel and you hear the unmistakable sound of pee hitting the hardwood floor...that was not the dog.

Check your shirt.

And your jeans.

Keep a towel near the changing area from now on.

And don't forget to laugh.

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