There's no accounting for taste

Beans make this child cry. Unless they are hidden in a quesadilla with cheddar and mashed avocado, he wants no part of them. Beans! These are fairly innocuous, no? Beans are generally a vehicle for their accompaniments: cheese. Sour cream. Cheese. Avocado. Cheese. Therefore the taste of beans is neither offensive nor delicious. In my opinion, anyway. This opinion is not shared by my offspring.

My offspring who, by the way, is currently going to town on oatmeal mixed with prunes and plain yogurt.

???

Okay.